TOP 10 EXCUSES IF YOU GET CAUGHT NAPPING AT WORK

1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
2. "This is just a 15-minute 'power nap' like they raved about in the last time-management course you sent me to."
3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the correction fluid."
4. "This is on of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
5. "I was testing the workstation  for drool resistance."
6. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I'd almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
7. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
8. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off."
9. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholics."
10. "I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands."

Source: "Best Excuses If You Get Caught Sleeping  at Your Desk." (www.laughnet.net)